Tyler | Melbourne | 17 |
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hbbits:

My common sense is tingling.

"En stirps nobilis et gens antiquissima Black."

"I see she didn’t waste any time…"
Sirius had known the cost for leaving, but he’d thought - hoped even - that he’d be long gone when his mother blasted his face from the family tree. He hadn’t been prepared for how much it would hurt him after all.
“I think you should go now”, Regulus said, avoiding his brother’s eyes.

"oh, fuck off, mark. it’s not my job to make you a better man and i don’t give a shit if i’ve made you a better man. it’s not a fucking woman’s job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve."

"that’s not what i meant…jenny, i made a big, big mistake. but from that i have learned how difficult it is to be a woman."

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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loveorsimilar:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

Extreme Hoarding: Otter Edition

Grimes performing @ Pitchfork Festival
July 20 2014, Chicago, IL.

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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