Tyler | Melbourne | 17 |
don't let the name fool you, I'm female

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Did he really walk in here just to tell us he got tased? [x]

Tagged: #rt



Agent Provocateur Maddie


Douche mal ist manchmal gut


Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography


male gaze??? i thought you said mail gays! hahaha what am i supposed to do with all these crates and lesbians… postage costs so much, what an economy this is

1 day ago with 73 notes


Dane and Dan on the set of Kill Your Darlings


Tagged: #wow




I’m not like other girls!XD


I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

2 days ago with 68,960 notes

Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position


The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

2 days ago with 6,338 notes